Interview with God

 I wanted to have an interview with God…

and this was what transpired..I asked God, do you have some time for me/He told that he had eternity

Lessons in Logic

     Lessons in Logic

If your father is a poor man,

    it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it’s your stupidity.

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 I was born intelligent -

education ruined me.

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Practice makes perfect…..
But nobody’s perfect……

so why  practice?

 ……………………………………………………………….  If it’s true that we are here to help others,

then what exactly are the others here for?

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 Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

 ……………………………………………………………….  How come “abbreviated” is such a long word?

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Money is not everything.

There’s Mastercard & Visa. ……………………………………………………………….

 One should love animals.
They are so tasty. ………………………………………………………………. Behind every successful man, there is a woman

And behind every unsuccessful man, there

are two.

………………………………………………………………. Every man should marry.

After all, happiness is not the only thing in

life.

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 The wise never marry.

and when they marry they become otherwise .

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Success is a relative term.

It brings so many relatives. ……………………………………………………………….

 Never put off the work till tomorrow

what you can put off today. ……………………………………………………………….

“Your future depends on your dreams”

So go to sleep

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There should be a better way to start a day

Than waking up every morning

………………………………………………………………. “Hard work never killed anybody”

But why take the risk

 ………………………………………………………………. “Work fascinates me”

I can look at it for hours

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God made relatives;

Thank God we can choose our friends. ………………………………………………………………. 

The more you learn, the more you know,

The more you know, the more you forget

The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
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 A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops.On my desk, I have

 a work station….

what more can I say……..

Hello world!

Twenty-Third Psalm

                                                                                 Twenty-Third Psalm

                            The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want.
                              He makes me lie down in green pastures;
                                  HE leads me beside still waters;
                                         HE restores my soul.

                           He leads me in right paths for his name’s sake.
                            Even though I walk through the darkest valley,
                                                 I fear no evil;
                                            for you are with me;
                                          your rod and your staff-

                                                   -they comfort me.

                                   You prepare a table before me
                                   in the presence of my enemies;
                                     you anoint my head with oil;
                                             my cup overflows.

                              Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me
                                           all the days of my life,
                               and I shall dwell in the house of the Lord
                                            my whole life long.

                                                                                                                                               – Psalms 23: 1-6

                    

            Truly, it is in darkness that one finds the light, so when we are in sorrow, then this light is nearest of all to us.

-Meister Eckhart

            

                                             Make Me Brave for Life

                                  God, make me brave for life. oh, braver than this.
                                  Let me straighten after pain, as a tree straightens after the rain,
                                                   Shining and lovely again.

               God, make me brave for life; much braver than this.
                              As the blown grass lifts, let me rise
                        From sorrow with quiet eyes, Knowing Thy way is wise.

 

                                         God, make me brave, life brings
                                              Such blinding things.
                                           Help me to keep my sight;
                                              Help me to see aright
                                          That out of dark comes light.

                                                                                                – Author Unknown